* Major Elizete<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\nSunta isso..<\/p>\n
Feliz dia do “cabra da peste” e<\/p>\n
da “mui\u00e9 macho sim senhor”!<\/p>\n
Feliz dia de quem gosta de cuscuz, tapioca e azeite de dend\u00ea…<\/p>\n
de quem se “arripuna” com as frescura de quem n\u00e3o come buchada, sarapatel e panelada…<\/p>\n
Feliz dia de quem n\u00e3o manca, “caxinga”;<\/p>\n
n\u00e3o se cansa, “se enfada”; n\u00e3o passa mal, “d\u00e1 pilora”; n\u00e3o brinca de esconde-esconde, faz mesmo \u00e9 “siscond\u00ea”…<\/p>\n
No Piau\u00ed, em especial”, o “pau que rola” \u00e9 uma carne-de-sol no espetim, feito um arrumadim, no mei da Frei Serafim.<\/p>\n
Mei que t\u00e1 vendo, o “dicum\u00ea” de mainha, l\u00e1 na Piracuruquinha de Ns do Carmo, que “n\u00e9 normal n\u00e3o”…\u00a0 e o melhor tempero \u00e9 o amor da resposta quando a gente diz: “Bote o meu!”…<\/p>\n
Mas como moro na Teresina, desde quando era “bruguela”, aprendi a “me virar” na capital. N\u00e9 s\u00f3 “foba” n\u00e3o!!<\/p>\n
“Istudia” , acordei com “a p\u00e1 virada”, porque “tava lisa”… a\u00ed… “tava de nelson”… no “pingo do meidia”, e fui “nas carrera” “acul\u00e1” no “fogoi\u00f3”, comprar um espetim com maria-isabel… Num esperei nem “o sol eafri\u00e1”!<\/p>\n
Mas a “disgrama” daquele “bator\u00e9” me deixou arretada, porque misturou com o arroz foi o jab\u00e1… que, mermo que seja bom, “num tem parea” com a carne-de-sol de Campo Maior”, n\u00e9 n\u00e3o!?<\/p>\n
Ele logo foi dizendo: “num mingula, n\u00e3o”! Experimente o “pregado” do capote com arroz e volte aqui depois pra n\u00f3s “prosiar” de pol\u00edtica… aqui tem voto a “dar com vento”, basta me conquist\u00e1!<\/p>\n
“Ai dento!”…. eu disse sem demora…<\/p>\n
“me abri” da “gaiatice” daquele “marmota” e<\/p>\n
“Capei o gato”!<\/p>\n
Nordestino \u00e9 bem assim: curto e grosso!<\/p>\n
Mas \u00e9 tamb\u00e9m forte por natureza, amigo e acolhedor por instinto e apaixonado pela sua terrinha , ainda que seja um torr\u00e3o!<\/p>\n
* Major Elizete Lima \u00e9 Oficial da PM-PI, ex-Coordenadora Estadual do PROERD; Advogada; P\u00f3s-graduada em Direito Civil e Processo Civil, em Doc\u00eancia do Ensino Superior, Gest\u00e3o de Seguran\u00e7a P\u00fablica,\u00a0 em Aten\u00e7\u00e3o Integral a usu\u00e1rios e dependentes de Subst\u00e2ncias Psicoativas e Doutoranda em Direito.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"* Major Elizete Sunta isso.. Feliz dia do “cabra da peste” e da “mui\u00e9 macho sim senhor”! Feliz dia de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13598,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[15,5,2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coronel-elizete-lima","category-destaque","category-noticias","category-opiniao"],"yoast_head":"\n
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